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FUNNY CRAP

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akgames	youtube
google	addictinggames
gotoflashgames	cheatcodes
jokes	allsouthpark

Since November 11

Paintball

AvAlAnche1111 — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:54:47 CST

Here are some cool guns

Here is a clip from Jackass

Cool Games

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AKgames Wall Avoider

Adventure Games

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Funny Jokes

AvAlAnche1111 — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 20:18:15 CST

A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. "Hello there," says the man, "and what is your name?" "Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm Stacey. What's yours?" "I'm Jim." "Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??" "Sure!" replies Jim, "Let's go!" So Stacey takes Jim to her house and takes him to her room. Jim sits down on the bed and notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk. "Stacey, I noticed the picture of a man on your desk," Jim says. "Yes? And what about it?" asks Stacey. "Is it your brother?" "No, it isn't, Jim!" Stacey giggles. Jim's eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Stacey's husband. When he finally asks, "Is it your husband?" Stacey giggles even more, "No, silly!" Jim was relieved. "Then, it must be your boyfriend!" Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, "No, silly!!" "Then, who is it?" Jim asks. Stacey replies, "That's me BEFORE my operation!!"



2.	Three couples went in to see the minister about becoming new members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the third couple was newly married. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. ''Can of PAINT!'' exclaimed the minister. ''Yeah,'' said the newlywed man. ''She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over.'' The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. ''That's okay,'' said the man. ''We're not welcome in Home Depot either.''

3.	Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex

	1) You can GET chocolate. 2) “If you love me you'll swallow that,” has real meaning with chocolate. 3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 6) You can have chocolate in front of your mother. 7) If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate won't mind. 8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. 9) The word “commitment” doesn't scare off chocolate. 10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. 11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. 13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it. 14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. 15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month. 16) Good chocolate is easy to find. 17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. 18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate. 19) When you have chocolate, it doesn't keep your neighbors awake. 20) With chocolate, size doesn't matter; it's always good.



4.	There were two men sitting on a wall outside a pub called the Queen's Legs. A policeman came along and said, “What are you doing?” The two men said, “We're were wating for the Queen's Legs to open so we can have a drink.”

5. What did the bra say to the hat?
"You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."

6. A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both." After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?" "Both son, both." "Daddy, does God love children?" "Yes son, he loves all children." The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"

7. John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends. One night, they both died in a terrible car accident.
When John woke up in heaven, he began to search for Bob but could not find him anywhere. Very distraught, he ran to St. Peter and said, "St. Peter, I know Bob was killed in that accident with me, but I can't find him!" St. Peter said, "My son, I am sorry to tell you Bob didn't make it to Heaven." This upset John so much that St. Peter agreed to let him see Bob one more time. St. Peter parted the clouds and John saw Bob sitting in hell with a keg on one side and a beautiful buxom blonde on the other. John looked at St. Peter skeptically and said, "Are you sure I'm in the right place?" "My son," St. Peter said, "looks can be deceiving. You see that keg of beer? It has a hole in it. You see that woman? She doesn't!"

8. So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with four feet, jumps four feet." So the scientist cut off one of one of the frogs legs. The scientist told the frog to jump. Frog jumped three feet. So the scientist wrote in his note book, "Frog with three feet, jumps three feet." So the scientist cut of another leg. He told the frog to jump. The frog jumped two feet. So the scientist wrote in his notebook "Frog with two feet, jumps two feet." The scientist cut off one more leg. He told the frog to jump. Frog jumped one foot. So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with one foot, jumps one foot." So the scientist cut off his last leg. "He said, "Frog jump. Frog jump. FROG JUMP!" So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with no feet, goes deaf."

9. A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside. He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud. "Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home." The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep. "You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said. "Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?" "You left your wheelchair at the bar again."

Movie Theater

AvAlAnche1111 — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 19:36:57 CST

IDK WHAT THIS IS BUT IT'S FUNNY	Larry The Cable Guy Christmas Charals	Youtube
Llama	Larry Retard Gangs	Team America	Mencia Prison Rap
Harry potter puppets	Larry Death Brother	Dane Cook Bees And Sharks
Bothering Snape		Dane Cook Drowning Sucks
Wizard Angst		Dane Cook The Friend
Trouble At Hogwarts		Dane Cook Driveway Intruder
Ticking noise		Dane Cook 5 Sisters
	PS3 song	Dane Cook Dream House
	How to be gangster	Dane Cook Shit On The Coats
		Dane Cook Nesquick

		I like turtles remix
		dane cook brain nijas
		Amazing Racist
		south park woodland creatures
		naruto 12 days of Christmas
		Elmos got a gun

Cleveland Cavaliers

AvAlAnche1111 — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 17:48:40 CST

Cavaliers Roster

2007-08 Roster
NUM	PLAYER	POS	HT	WT	DOB	FROM	YRS
33	Devin Brown	G	6-5	210	12/30/1978	Texas-San Antonio	5
6	Shannon Brown	G	6-4	211	11/29/1985	Michigan State	1
1	Daniel Gibson	G	6-2	194	02/27/1986	Texas	1
90	Drew Gooden	F-C	6-10	250	09/24/1981	Kansas	5
32	Larry Hughes	G	6-5	185	01/23/1979	St. Louis	9
11	Zydrunas Ilgauskas	C	7-3	260	06/05/1975	Lithuania	9
23	LeBron James - C	F	6-8	250	12/30/1984	St. Vincent-St. Mary HS (OH)	4
19	Damon Jones	G	6-3	195	08/25/1976	Houston	9
27	Dwayne Jones	F-C	6-11	251	06/09/1983	Saint Joseph's	2
24	Donyell Marshall	F	6-9	245	05/18/1973	Connecticut	13
14	Ira Newble	F-G	6-7	220	01/20/1975	Miami (Ohio)	7
35	Demetris Nichols	F	6-8	216	09/04/1984	Syracuse	R
3	Aleksandar Pavlovic	G-F	6-7	239	11/15/1983	Serbia	4
15	Cedric Simmons	F	6-9	235	01/03/1986	North Carolina State	1
20	Eric Snow - C	G	6-3	205	04/24/1973	Michigan State	12

Upcoming Games
November	Opponent	Time	Local TV	Nat TV	Radio
Fri 02	vs New York	7:30pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Sun 04	@ Phoenix	8:00pm	FSOhio HD	NBATVHIGHDEF	WTAM 1100
Tue 06	@ Golden State	10:30pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Wed 07	@ Utah	10:30pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Fri 09	@ Sacramento	10:30pm	FSOhio HD		WTAM 1100
Sun 11	@ LA Clippers	9:30pm	FSOhio HD		WTAM 1100
Mon 12	@ Denver	9:00pm	FSOhio	NBATVHIGHDEF	WTAM 1100
Wed 14	vs Orlando	7:00pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Fri 16	vs Utah	7:30pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Tue 20	vs Milwaukee	7:00pm	FSOhio HD		WTAM 1100
Wed 21	@ Minnesota	8:00pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Sat 24	vs Toronto	1:00pm	FSOhio	, SCORE	WTAM 1100
Sun 25	@ Indiana	2:30pm	FSOhio HD		WTAM 1100
Tue 27	vs Boston	7:00pm	FSOhio HD	NBATVHIGHDEF	WTAM 1100
Wed 28	@ Detroit	7:30pm	FSOhio HD		WTAM 1100
Fri 30	@ Toronto	7:00pm	FSOhio HD	, TSN	WTAM 1100
December	Opponent	Time	Local TV	Nat TV	Radio
Sun 02	@ Boston	12:30pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Tue 04	vs New Jersey	7:00pm	FSOhio HD	NBATVHIGHDEF	WTAM 1100
Wed 05	@ Washington	7:00pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Sat 08	@ Charlotte	7:00pm	FSOhio HD		WTAM 1100
Tue 11	vs Indiana	7:00pm	FSOhio HD	NBATVHIGHDEF	WTAM 1100
Fri 14	@ New Jersey	8:00pm	FSOhio/WUAB		WTAM 1100
Sat 15	vs Philadelphia	7:30pm	FSOhio HD		WTAM 1100
Mon 17	vs Milwaukee	7:00pm	FSOhio HD		WTAM 1100
Wed 19	@ New York	7:30pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Thu 20	vs LA Lakers	8:00pm			WTAM 1100
Sun 23	vs Golden State	6:00pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Tue 25	vs Miami	2:30pm			WTAM 1100
Thu 27	@ Dallas	8:00pm			WTAM 1100
Sat 29	@ New Orleans	8:00pm	FSOhio HD		WTAM 1100
January	Opponent	Time	Local TV	Nat TV	Radio
Wed 02	vs Atlanta	7:00pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Fri 04	vs Sacramento	7:30pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Sun 06	@ Toronto	1:00pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Tue 08	vs Seattle	7:00pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Wed 09	@ Atlanta	7:00pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Fri 11	vs Charlotte	7:30pm	FSOhio HD		WTAM 1100
Tue 15	@ Memphis	8:00pm	FSOhio HD		WTAM 1100
Thu 17	@ San Antonio	8:00pm			WTAM 1100
Mon 21	@ Miami	8:00pm			WTAM 1100
Wed 23	vs Washington	7:00pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Fri 25	vs Phoenix	7:00pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Sun 27	@ LA Lakers	3:30pm			WTAM 1100
Wed 30	@ Portland	9:00pm	FSOhio/WUAB		WTAM 1100
Thu 31	@ Seattle	10:00pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
February	Opponent	Time	Local TV	Nat TV	Radio
Sat 02	vs LA Clippers	7:30pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Tue 05	vs Boston	7:00pm	FSOhio HD		WTAM 1100
Thu 07	@ Houston	8:00pm			WTAM 1100
Fri 08	@ Atlanta	7:30pm	FSOhio HD		WTAM 1100
Sun 10	vs Denver	1:00pm			WTAM 1100
Mon 11	@ Orlando	7:00pm	FSOhio HD		WTAM 1100
Wed 13	vs San Antonio	7:00pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Tue 19	vs Houston	7:00pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Wed 20	@ Indiana	7:00pm	FSOhio HD		WTAM 1100
Fri 22	vs Washington	7:30pm	FSOhio HD		WTAM 1100
Sun 24	vs Memphis	6:00pm	FSOhio HD		WTAM 1100
Tue 26	@ Milwaukee	8:00pm	FSOhio HD		WTAM 1100
Wed 27	@ Boston	7:30pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Fri 29	vs Minnesota	7:30pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
March	Opponent	Time	Local TV	Nat TV	Radio
Sun 02	vs Chicago	1:00pm			WTAM 1100
Wed 05	@ New York	7:30pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Thu 06	@ Chicago	7:00pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Sat 08	vs Indiana	1:00pm	FSOhio HD		WTAM 1100
Mon 10	vs Portland	7:00pm	FSOhio HD		WTAM 1100
Wed 12	@ New Jersey	7:30pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Thu 13	@ Washington	8:00pm			WTAM 1100
Sun 16	vs Charlotte	6:00pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Mon 17	@ Orlando	7:00pm	FSOhio HD	NBATVHIGHDEF	WTAM 1100
Wed 19	vs Detroit	8:00pm	FSOhio/WUAB		WTAM 1100
Fri 21	vs Toronto	7:30pm	FSOhio HD	, TSN	WTAM 1100
Sat 22	@ Milwaukee	8:30pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Wed 26	vs New Orleans	7:00pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Sat 29	@ Detroit	7:30pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Sun 30	vs Philadelphia	6:00pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
April	Opponent	Time	Local TV	Nat TV	Radio
Wed 02	@ Charlotte	7:00pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100
Thu 03	vs Chicago	8:00pm			WTAM 1100
Sat 05	vs Orlando	3:00pm	FSOhio/WUAB		WTAM 1100
Wed 09	vs New Jersey	7:00pm	FSOhio HD		WTAM 1100
Fri 11	@ Chicago	7:00pm	FSOhio	ESPN2	WTAM 1100
Sun 13	vs Miami	1:00pm			WTAM 1100
Mon 14	@ Philadelphia	7:00pm	FSOhio HD		WTAM 1100
Wed 16	vs Detroit	7:00pm	FSOhio		WTAM 1100

History and Fun Facts About The Quicken Loans Arena

When you visit Quicken Loans Arena there's a whole entertainment experience that awaits you! It's Cavaliers basketball action on the hardwood. It's the hottest concerts on stage. It's the most spectacular family shows under one roof! It's signature sporting events including the Mid-American Conference men's and women's basketball tournaments.

And It's More!
It's Quicken Loans Arena's state-of-the-art design and technology that enhance the sights and sounds for every event. It's shopping at the Cavaliers Team Shop, casual cuisine and refreshments at Gordon's Sport's Bar and fine dining at Bridge's at The Q.

And it's quality customer service, because when you visit Quicken Loans Arena, you are our guest. It is our commitment to make sure every time you walk through our doors, you will find "Excellence at Every Turn."

We welcome you to Quicken Loans Arena's official Web site and invite you to learn more about this premier sports and entertainment facility located in the heart of downtown Cleveland, Ohio
Seating capacity for Quicken Loans Arena events is 20,500. Specifically designed to create an intimate setting, 60 percent of the seats are located in the lower bowl.

Browns Backers

AvAlAnche1111 — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 17:47:27 CST

Music

AvAlAnche1111 — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 17:44:51 CST

Airsoft

AvAlAnche1111 — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 17:44:04 CST

Sweet Cars

AvAlAnche1111 — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 17:43:14 CST

Crappy Cars

AvAlAnche1111 — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 19:58:07 CST

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Virtual Police 2	Thing Thing Arena 2	Mario Rampage	Tactical Assassin
Stealth Hunter	Territory War	Sinjid: SOTW	Barbarian Bob	Marios Adventure 2
Prince of War	Defend Your Computer	Thing Thing 2	Four Wheel Fury 2	Water Ballon Drop 3
Street Ball Showdown Remix	Baseball 3D	Zombie Drop	Speed Demon	Snow Blitz
Quadrow	No Brainer 2	Laser Maze	A Blast 3D	Kilroy2: Cernobyl Farms
Doodle	World Domination 2	Bang Howdy	Overkill Apache	Commando

monster trucks	straght pool	2d paintball	bowman 2	hulk	family guy hunt	gods playing field
water park paintball	battel field 2	sniper school	speedball	jet fighter	street fighter 2	dont eat grandma
gt auto racing	storm the house	home run rally	playing with fire	transformers	poo fighters	mr.meaty
king of buttons 2	champion archer	bloody day	shootout	gatway gun run	virtual police 2	tactical assassin
wild pistal	shoot em	war in iraq	spank the monkey	4 second frenzy	rock paper scissors	city jumper